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Dear Twilight Fans

Dear Twilight Fans,

I do not dislike the Twilight series because I’m a Harry Potter fan.

I do not dislike the Twilight series because I’m discriminatory against vampires or werewolves. (I mean, Lupin is my favorite.)

I do not dislike the Twilight series because I’m a critic who’s angry that nothing that she’s written has been published.

I do not dislike the Twilight series because I don’t know what I’m talking about, I just like to hate on fangirls, or I’m bitter with the world.

I dislike the Twilight series because Stephenie Meyer is a terrible writer. End of story.

Though Edward and Bella’s bizarrely codependent relationship is also a contributing factor.

But it’s mainly because of the terrible, laughable writing.

Sincerely,
Chelsea

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