Dear Former Fellow Intern,
I am really sorry about the horribly violent scenarios that played out in my head five years ago while you were graciously driving me to church. I was tempted to hurt you in a multitude of ways, and all because you said “Valentimes” about fifteen times in a ten minute period. I recognize the folly in my thoughts, and I apologize for using my imagination to punish you for improper grammar.
But, seriously, dude, it’s Valentine’s Day. Also, it’s supposedly, not supposebly.