Dear Anonymous Credit Card User,
I’d like to congratulate you on your line of credit! However, I do have some rather bad news: you seem to have acquired this credit card by using my identity.
I’m not mad at you; I just find you puzzling. I ordered a credit report this morning and was surprised and perplexed to discover that I had had a valid credit card back in 2007. Now, the account was only open for three days, and it appears that nothing was spent. While this is a relief, it also makes the situation all the more confusing.
Who are you? Why would you open a credit card account for three days? How did you get my information? And, did I forget to ask who are you?
I will be awaiting your reply most eagerly. I am quite interested to know what caused you to act in this way.