I just wanted to apologize in advance for exposing you to the contagious chest cold I’m sure I’m coming down with. Though it has yet to fully unleash its terrifying, chest-wrenching reign over me, I have been assured by the person who exposed me to it in the first place that it’s really awful.
I typically only call into work if I have a fever or am vomiting. As neither of these symptoms have occurred, I do plan on completing all of my shifts this week. However, as far as I know, this nasty bug doesn’t cause the aforementioned symptoms, so I may be contagious even without vomiting.
I must work my shifts this week. Once again, I apologize.