Dear Jake Gyllenhaal

Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,

I haven’t seen you in many films, but every time I do see you, I just see Donnie Darko. The way you carry yourself always seems to scream “Donnie!” I feel a little bad for you. You may forever be branded as that weird kid with the giant rabbit for a friend.

Try to walk a little less like Donnie, ‘kay?

Sincerely,
Chelsea

P. S. That whole you dating Kirsten Dunst thing freaks me out. She looks like your sister, man. Not okay.

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About Chelsea

"Hey, they say you're a natural. True or false?" "I just..." "Answer the question." "True, I guess." "Correct." -Ash and Kristofferson (Fantastic Mr. Fox) I allegedly have a way with words. I'm testing this theory. Right. Now. View all posts by Chelsea

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