Dear Fans of the Home Alone Movie Franchise,
It is entirely acceptable that I do not enjoy these movies. I am still an American, I still love Christmas and I do not need to be converted to fandom by watching and rewatching the films. My preference may be caused by the fact that my parents hate Macaulay Culkin. Regardless of the reason, I know what I like, and this isn’t it.
Please respect my opinion.