Dear Thin-Crust Pizza,
I regret to inform you that, unlike your pizza brothers with thicker crusts, you are not filling at all. Despite the fact that I was barely hungry last night, I still managed to eat half of a fourteen-inch pizza. Had you been a pan pizza, I would have felt full after one piece. There’s something about you, Thin-Crust Pizza, that leaves a girl wanting more. Please consider this for the future.
Thank you for your time.